As heard in class...

[ultranos]

One of the best things about going to school with a bunch of geeks, and taking a class in science fiction and fantasy media, is that you get quotes like this:

"Stargate has given me unrealistic expectations: all alien planets will have one village where they all speak English."

"Except when they don't."

"Except when they don't. And everyone has a two syllable name."

Comments

[samantilles.livejournal.com]

it was a cult classic film from the mid 90s (everyone in school watched it when I was in college earlier this decade) and in this film, this one secondary character spends an entire semester watching nothing but TV in an effort to prove find his thesis topic. At the end of the semester monster party he stopped the show by screaming that he found the hidden link to his thesis (something about john wayne being on 24 hours a day somewhere) and got out of his pajamas, which he'd been in literally all semester. I just pray he took a shower before graduation...