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2009-12-01 13:14[personal profile] ultranos
ultranos: kino standing, staring ahead (i know what the land speaks)
Sign #4927124 That I Fail At Being A Stereotypical Girl:

-My right sneaker is currently held together with duct tape.

It's not like I have time to go buy new shoes. Or pants (although I've lost enough weight from term-diet to fit into my BDUs again \o/). Although I might have to brave the mall this weekend for a longsleeve white dress shirt, as my only other options are a)linen or b)something with light blue stripes.

DO NOT WANT.
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Date/Time: 2009-12-01 19:58 (UTC)Posted by: [personal profile] fignewton
fignewton: (sam get a life)
As long as your pants aren't held together with duct tape, I say you're still doing okay. ;)

Yay for refitting BDUs!
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Date/Time: 2009-12-01 22:31 (UTC)Posted by: [personal profile] ultranos
ultranos: Actual MIT hack of roadsign. "MASS AVE BRIDGE CLOSED / SUNDAY 04/22/07 6AM-3PM / TO APPEASE GODZILLA" (have you appeased godzilla today?)
I did that once! The button came off and I didn't have needle and thread OR a clean pair of pants. So I duct taped it shut.

The sad thing is that it worked.

Yay for BDUs!
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