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abyssinia4077 to at least attempt the Porn Battle VII, I have been trying to write this sort of thing, despite having no idea what I'm doing. (This is causing Abyssis to laugh at me. Lots.) Originally, this experiment was simply to give poor Cam a break from the huge angst I'm making him go through.
And, you know, I probably should have seen this coming:
SCENE: Writer's head
WRITER: Cam! What now?
CAM: Not going any further.
WRITER: ...Oh for crying out loud, you're mid-act! COME ON.
CAM: I am perfectly aware of this fact. Once we're done here, you're going to send me back to the other thing.
WRITER: Well...yes. That's why we STARTED THIS IN THE FIRST PLACE.
CAM: Yep. Not going.
WRITER: *throws hands in the air* Sam, come on, do something here.
SAM: I dunno. Getting stuck mid-sex is a lot more preferrable than being dead.
WRITER: *stares* But...dude, isn't that kind of uncomfortable?
*CAM and SAM shrug*
*WRITER bangs head on desk*
WRITER: [muffled] I can always go do Vala's part in that other thing.
VALA: Oh no. Once Cameron is done, I do believe I get my turn.
SAM: What am I, the team bicycle?
WRITER: [still muffled] I note that you do not seem to be complaining about that.
SAM: Like I said. Sex = better than being dead.
WRITER: But you're not FINISHING it.
VALA: Of course not. Then she goes back to being dead and we lose her. Our only solution is to make the sex as fantastic and last as long as possible until you lose interest in the other thing.
WRITER: I hate you all.
abyssinia4077 to at least attempt the Porn Battle VII, I have been trying to write this sort of thing, despite having no idea what I'm doing. (This is causing Abyssis to laugh at me. Lots.) Originally, this experiment was simply to give poor Cam a break from the huge angst I'm making him go through.And, you know, I probably should have seen this coming:
SCENE: Writer's head
WRITER: Cam! What now?
CAM: Not going any further.
WRITER: ...Oh for crying out loud, you're mid-act! COME ON.
CAM: I am perfectly aware of this fact. Once we're done here, you're going to send me back to the other thing.
WRITER: Well...yes. That's why we STARTED THIS IN THE FIRST PLACE.
CAM: Yep. Not going.
WRITER: *throws hands in the air* Sam, come on, do something here.
SAM: I dunno. Getting stuck mid-sex is a lot more preferrable than being dead.
WRITER: *stares* But...dude, isn't that kind of uncomfortable?
*CAM and SAM shrug*
*WRITER bangs head on desk*
WRITER: [muffled] I can always go do Vala's part in that other thing.
VALA: Oh no. Once Cameron is done, I do believe I get my turn.
SAM: What am I, the team bicycle?
WRITER: [still muffled] I note that you do not seem to be complaining about that.
SAM: Like I said. Sex = better than being dead.
WRITER: But you're not FINISHING it.
VALA: Of course not. Then she goes back to being dead and we lose her. Our only solution is to make the sex as fantastic and last as long as possible until you lose interest in the other thing.
WRITER: I hate you all.
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