Yep, it's the end of term

[ultranos]

I know that the end of term is here because, not including the OMGFINALS!, my brain has apparently broken in interesting ways and is munching on the crazy cookies.

Exhibit A: abyssinia4077 and I have signed away our souls to stargate_summer, and will be attempting to write the AU-of-Doom with Ba'al and RepliCarter joining forces and taking over the galaxy. (God damn you, d20! Why did you fail on the saving throw?!) Abyssis has already told me I get to play the snake-wrangling game while she chases after the metal spiders. And both of us will be worried about Jack O'Neill or Teal'c strangling us in our sleep.


Exhibit B: I'm blaming holdouttrout for this, because it was an idea batting around in my head, all innocuous while I'm trying to study circuits. And then I mention it to Trout. And now I'm apparently going to have to somehow find the time to write the AU where Lantash the Tok'ra went into Sam instead of Lt. Elliot in Summit/Last Stand, and they amazingly got along fine, so he's still around. And then when Vala shows up years later, he remembers her and Qetesh, and oh god, it's all kinds of fucked up. Did I mention Vala hates to Tok'ra for fucking her over with that?

Trout also mentioned the obvious pairing this sets up, which is Sam/Lantash/Vala, and oh god, I could never do the normal thing, could I?

Lantash is also snarky as all hell and sweet and is somehow really endearing himself to me.

I'm just hoping I can my brain enough to deal with thermal-fluid systems by Wednesday. Oy.

Comments

[samantilles.livejournal.com]

Sam/Lantesh/Vala?? *brain hurts trying to imagine that one...*

[ultranos-fic.livejournal.com]

My brain hurts more. Considering it's the one coming up with this madness.

In this...bout with insanity that created a 'verse, Lantash and Sam really get along well, with him living in her head. (There are only two bodies involved in this thing. And three minds, but what are you going to do when you decide to play with Tok'ra and hosts?)

And Vala...is Vala.

[holdouttrout.livejournal.com]

I just have this to say: who wants normal?

[ultranos-fic.livejournal.com]

Not me, apparently. Thinking about it, it's not really threesome, and it's not entirely femmeslash either. Because Sam is mostly straight (mostly), Lantash identifies as male, and Vala is...Vala. And there are only two bodies, but three minds, and...wow, this is even more bizarre than I thought.

[holdouttrout.livejournal.com]

Good luck with putting categories on this one, or finding a comm to pimp it in! *grins*

[ultranos-fic.livejournal.com]

I'm going to make you pimp it. :P

Category is already: "Broke the author's brain"