2009-01-29

Fic: [SG-1] The Great Cookie Batter War (Porn Battle)

2009-01-29 01:18
ultranos: kino standing, staring ahead (always read the warning labels)
Title: The Great Cookie Batter War
Pairing/Characters: Cameron/Sam
Rating/Warnings: NC-17, dear god. Food porn.
Word Count: 963
Notes: Originally written for Porn Battle VII for the prompt "Cameron/Sam, cookies" here. This is the full version. Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] abyssinia4077 for the quick lookover. And handholding, because, ack, I just wrote pure PWP for the first time.

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