Today is a Crack Day

I'm declaring today to be a Crack Day, because it's the only way I can explain some things that have happened.

• I wandered into the comic shop that's just down the street and on a whim, asked if they happened to have The Middleman series (splash_the_cat? I am totally blaming you.) :
  
  Me: So, do you happen to have The Middleman graphic novels?
  Guy at Counter: You know, I brought some in a month ago because some girl asked for them. She never came to pick it up, so they're yours.
  Me: You have got to be kidding me. I cannot possibly be this lucky.
  Guy at Counter: You are this lucky.
  *looks around, happens to find Serpent Guard action figure*
  Me: *putting it on the counter* This is kind of rare.
  Guy at Counter: It's like a holiday for you, isn't it?
  
  Why do I keep managing to DO these things?
  
  
• I, um, just downloaded Song Summoner off iTunes. What is Song Summoner? It's an RPG. Made by Square-Enix. For the iPod. You create warriors based on your song collection. Considering how much I liked Audiosurf (off Steam), it's kind of amazing that I lasted 24 hours before caving and buying it.
  

So, anything wonderfully cracktastic happen to anyone else today?