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I'm declaring today to be a Crack Day, because it's the only way I can explain some things that have happened.


  • I wandered into the comic shop that's just down the street and on a whim, asked if they happened to have The Middleman series ([livejournal.com profile] splash_the_cat? I am totally blaming you.) :

    Me: So, do you happen to have The Middleman graphic novels?
    Guy at Counter: You know, I brought some in a month ago because some girl asked for them. She never came to pick it up, so they're yours.
    Me: You have got to be kidding me. I cannot possibly be this lucky.
    Guy at Counter: You are this lucky.
    *looks around, happens to find Serpent Guard action figure*
    Me: *putting it on the counter* This is kind of rare.
    Guy at Counter: It's like a holiday for you, isn't it?

    Why do I keep managing to DO these things?

  • I, um, just downloaded Song Summoner off iTunes. What is Song Summoner? It's an RPG. Made by Square-Enix. For the iPod. You create warriors based on your song collection. Considering how much I liked Audiosurf (off Steam), it's kind of amazing that I lasted 24 hours before caving and buying it.


So, anything wonderfully cracktastic happen to anyone else today?
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Memoranda from the Usual Suspects

Media List:

Currently Watching:
-- She-Ra(in theory)

Currently Playing:)
--Fire Emblem: Awakening (3DS)
--Astral Chain (Switch)
--itch.io bundle (PC)

Currently Reading:
Fiction
-The Silence of Bones, June Hur

Nonfiction
-none

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"So she's good cop, he's bad cop, you're morally-questionable cop, and I'm set-things-on-fire cop."

"Sounds about right."

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"WARNING: When attempting to be clever, make sure you not actually just being stupid."

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"Did you remember to sacrifice the goat before burning the ISO to the DVD-R?"

"Crap! Um, I've got a charred piece of meat here."

"That's called a steak. That's dinner. What about the sacrifices?"

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"I escape through quantum-tunneling. What do I need to roll for that?"

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"Why is it called a 'Monkeylord'?"

"Because it looks like a spider."

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"I have a moral objection to this problem. It implies microwaving a steak."

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"Did you eat the crazy cookies this morning?"

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"The GPU goes 4 by 4, hurrah, hurrah."

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