ultranos: kino and hermes on a coffee break (i need a coffee break)
I have been attempting to be a Responsible Human Being and starting to look for jobs for after I graduate and become a Real Person(TM).

This is frustrated by the fact that I do not want to work for
a)car companies
b)oil companies
c)consulting firms

Being a mechanical engineer, this limits my options somewhat. I have personal issues with most American car companies (especially GM), oil companies bore me to tears, and I do not have the patience to do consulting (I have ranks in Diplomacy, but not nearly enough).

Add to this that my freshman/sophomore year screw-ups from before I got my head screwed on straight are coming back to bite me in the ass, because companies are wanting a freaking GPA minimum. Apparently, it doesn't fucking matter that I got a 4.0 last term in my most grueling semester ever; nope, those Institute-required classes I failed freshman year tell them they don't want me.

And then there's this common occurrence at Career Fairs to rub salt in the wound:
Me: *walks past Company X's booth*
Company X Reps: *brightly smiling* Hey! How are you?
Me: *glances at booth* *sees "We <3 CS!" signs* *smiles weakly* I'm MechE.
Reps: *smiles become awkward and strained* Oh. Well, good luck?

It's kinda depressing. Anyway, I must be a masochist, because there's an Apple infosession on campus tonight that I'll go to. It can't possibly be worse than the CIA infosession I went to last semester.
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Memoranda from the Usual Suspects

Media List:

Currently Watching:
-- She-Ra(in theory)

Currently Playing:)
--Fire Emblem: Awakening (3DS)
--Astral Chain (Switch)
--itch.io bundle (PC)

Currently Reading:
Fiction
-The Silence of Bones, June Hur

Nonfiction
-none

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"So she's good cop, he's bad cop, you're morally-questionable cop, and I'm set-things-on-fire cop."

"Sounds about right."

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"WARNING: When attempting to be clever, make sure you not actually just being stupid."

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"Did you remember to sacrifice the goat before burning the ISO to the DVD-R?"

"Crap! Um, I've got a charred piece of meat here."

"That's called a steak. That's dinner. What about the sacrifices?"

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"I escape through quantum-tunneling. What do I need to roll for that?"

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"Why is it called a 'Monkeylord'?"

"Because it looks like a spider."

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"I have a moral objection to this problem. It implies microwaving a steak."

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"Did you eat the crazy cookies this morning?"

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"The GPU goes 4 by 4, hurrah, hurrah."

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