2010-01-04

ultranos: kino standing, staring ahead (make the stupid stop)
Made it home yesterday and hauled suitcases through 6 inches of snow up since the sidewalk wasn't shoveled yet. All before 11am. Then proceeded to be completely out of it for the rest of the day.

Watched a fantastically bad post-apocalyptic sci-fi movie called The Last Sentinel, which taught us that any explosion can be escaped with nary a scratch, as long as you jump into at least 6 inches of water. It also contained Katee Sackhoff as the principle female lead, and got the credit "Girl". Yes, no actual name. (Was BSG on hiatus or something around 2006?)

It was hilariously bad. Not to mention the sniper scope had an AI that would not shut up. I mean, I should have known something about the, um, quality of what we were about to watch seeing as it came in a four-pack of sci-fi movies for $5 Yarmond picked up at Target. But we seriously weren't expecting Prince of Fallout: The Sands of LA. I WAS ALMOST EXPECTING HEADCRABS.
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Media List:

Currently Watching:
-- She-Ra(in theory)

Currently Playing:)
--Fire Emblem: Awakening (3DS)
--Astral Chain (Switch)
--itch.io bundle (PC)

Currently Reading:
Fiction
-The Silence of Bones, June Hur

Nonfiction
-none

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"So she's good cop, he's bad cop, you're morally-questionable cop, and I'm set-things-on-fire cop."

"Sounds about right."

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"WARNING: When attempting to be clever, make sure you not actually just being stupid."

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"Did you remember to sacrifice the goat before burning the ISO to the DVD-R?"

"Crap! Um, I've got a charred piece of meat here."

"That's called a steak. That's dinner. What about the sacrifices?"

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"I escape through quantum-tunneling. What do I need to roll for that?"

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"Why is it called a 'Monkeylord'?"

"Because it looks like a spider."

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"I have a moral objection to this problem. It implies microwaving a steak."

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"Did you eat the crazy cookies this morning?"

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"The GPU goes 4 by 4, hurrah, hurrah."

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