2008-12-17

ultranos: kino standing, staring ahead (the world in my hand)
Title: In Accordance with Tilden's Law
Author: [livejournal.com profile] ultranos
Rating: PG-13/R (language, although it's nothing that's unusual in this journal)
Word Count: 1,608
Warnings: Serious case of "wtf?" here.
Note: Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] aurora_novarum for ripping this thing apart stylistically in the beta. Believe me, it needed it.
Summary: Tilden's Law of Robotics: 1. A robot must protect its existence at all costs. 2. A robot must obtain and maintain access to its own power source. 3. A robot must continually search for better power sources.

In Accordance with Tilden's Law )

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