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ultranos ([personal profile] ultranos) wrote2009-07-08 03:40 pm

Crack says "OM NOM NOM" on brains

Quick Poll:

If I gave you the phrase "Elizabeth Weir, Director of S.H.I.E.L.D.", how wrong am I?

*iz devious*
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[personal profile] havocthecat 2009-07-08 08:28 pm (UTC)(link)
If I gave you the phrase "Elizabeth Weir, Director of S.H.I.E.L.D.", how wrong am I?

OH MY GOD WRITE THIS NOW!!!!!

[identity profile] ultranos-fic.livejournal.com 2009-07-08 08:40 pm (UTC)(link)
*snicker* Trout knows what other madcap things I'm currently writing in this 'verse. That's only the tip of the iceburg!
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[personal profile] havocthecat 2009-07-08 08:45 pm (UTC)(link)
You need to share! And write. Why is there never enough time for people to write the fanfic I want to read? *whine*

[identity profile] ultranos-fic.livejournal.com 2009-07-08 08:55 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm trying the writing thing! It's, uh, apparently a 'gateverse/Iron Man fusion. As my notes say:

"The one in which the part of Tony Stark is played by Sam Carter. Daniel Jackson is Pepper Potts. Cam Mitchell is James Rhodes.

Elizabeth Weir is the Director of SHIELD. Jack O'Neill is the Head of SWORD.

Vala Mal Doran and Teal'c are possibly Agents of SHIELD or are freelance information retrieval specialists.

Thor may or may not be Jarvis."

APPARENTLY, ALL I CAN WRITE NOW IS CRACK.
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[personal profile] havocthecat 2009-07-09 02:24 pm (UTC)(link)
I FULLY SUPPORT THIS CRACKFIC WRITING ENDEAVOR.

That fic sounds awesome. Who's your Stane character?

[identity profile] ultranos-fic.livejournal.com 2009-07-09 02:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Actually, I'm taking a left turn from the movie plot after the cave in Afghanistan. Partially because I want to avoid rehashing the movie plot as much as possible. And partially because the only person I could think of to slot in "long-time friend of Jacob Carter who helps run the company" is Hammond, and oh my god, I cannot write Hammond as Stane. :P

So, the Stane-like character is currently "Stane-minus-betrayal", which leaves "cool mentor figure who may or may not show up".
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[identity profile] holdouttrout.livejournal.com 2009-07-09 06:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Nos, you should also tell her that there's Sam/Vala implied (or maybe more than implied). :-)

[identity profile] ultranos-fic.livejournal.com 2009-07-09 07:02 pm (UTC)(link)
...um, I think it's going to end up a little more than just "implied". *eyes story warily* Although I'm not 100% sure how it happens. Yet.

(I have nearly 3K words. Already. ARGH, THIS THING IS WRITING ITSELF.)
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[personal profile] havocthecat 2009-07-09 08:03 pm (UTC)(link)
SAM/VALA! YAY!

The world lacks long, plotty Sam/Vala for the most part. THIS MAKES ME SAD.

[identity profile] ultranos-fic.livejournal.com 2009-07-09 08:07 pm (UTC)(link)
I am not at all surprised that you are happy about this fact.

The world DOES lack in this. I do not understand why this is. And I'm kind of scared that this is going to end up long and plotty and have the EPIC dial turned to 11. I Do Not Understand why everything I write these days is turning into an Epic.

This fic is crack. This fic is complete and utter self-indulgence in hilarity and awesome. This fic is going to break 10K words, easy.
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[personal profile] havocthecat 2009-07-09 08:24 pm (UTC)(link)
I know there's going to be at least one each posted for [Bad username or site: @ livejournal.com] and [Bad username or site: @ livejournal.com], which makes me THRILLED beyond belief.

See, your fic is crack based off a really awesome idea. Does Sam get to be a rich playboy who has casual flings, and Daniel is her long-suffering personal assistant? Because Sam as a rich playboy genius with a long-suffering Daniel is MADE OF WIN. This fic totally makes me capslock at you.

I have some fics that I thought would make nice, short au pieces. Those usually end up being my longest stories. My vampire!Elizabeth/witch!Kate/detective!John fic ended up at about 33k. The hell? How did that happen? And there are something like four or five (much) shorter sequels. So I feel your pain.

[identity profile] ultranos-fic.livejournal.com 2009-07-09 08:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Does Sam get to be a rich playboy who has casual flings, and Daniel is her long-suffering personal assistant?

Actually, yes, yes she does and yes, yes he is. It's highly fun. Mostly because Daniel is not above snarking at his boss.

See, I have this problem that I'm a sucker for a good AU. Ever since I was a little kid. I think my brain's just wired now to do crossovers, fusions, and AUs, and it just runs with them.

[identity profile] karma-aster.livejournal.com 2009-07-08 10:43 pm (UTC)(link)
...

Marry me?

[identity profile] ultranos-fic.livejournal.com 2009-07-08 10:52 pm (UTC)(link)
*beams* I take it you approve? :)

I am finding, despite my lack of intense familiarity with Marvel canon (mine is limited to the 90s X-Men cartoon, the X-Men Evolution cartoon, Runaways, and the Iron Man movie, plus whatever else I squeeze out of Wikipedia), this crack idea is threatening to expand beyond my expectations. Er. Huh.

[identity profile] karma-aster.livejournal.com 2009-07-09 04:32 am (UTC)(link)
There are epic, EPIC levels of approval.

NOTHING ABOUT THIS PLOT IS WRONG!

DOOOOOOOOOO IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!

I'll give you cookies?

[identity profile] ultranos-fic.livejournal.com 2009-07-09 02:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Hee. Yay, epic levels of approval!

I am so writing it. I'm slightly frightened at how easy it's coming.

[identity profile] rodlox.livejournal.com 2009-07-08 11:04 pm (UTC)(link)
wouldn't Weir be better as ruler of the world?

[identity profile] ultranos-fic.livejournal.com 2009-07-09 12:47 am (UTC)(link)
Possibly. I will admit that my SHIELD is probably different than the official version of SHIELD. Mostly because I was introduced to the name/organization "SHIELD" via homages in LARPs. Wherein the organization sometimes took on a different flavor from what I've gathered from Wikipedia. :P