Crack says "OM NOM NOM" on brains

[ultranos]

Quick Poll:

If I gave you the phrase "Elizabeth Weir, Director of S.H.I.E.L.D.", how wrong am I?

*iz devious*

Comments

[ultranos-fic.livejournal.com]

I am not at all surprised that you are happy about this fact.

The world DOES lack in this. I do not understand why this is. And I'm kind of scared that this is going to end up long and plotty and have the EPIC dial turned to 11. I Do Not Understand why everything I write these days is turning into an Epic.

This fic is crack. This fic is complete and utter self-indulgence in hilarity and awesome. This fic is going to break 10K words, easy.

[havocthecat]

I know there's going to be at least one each posted for [Bad username or site: @ livejournal.com] and [Bad username or site: @ livejournal.com], which makes me THRILLED beyond belief.

See, your fic is crack based off a really awesome idea. Does Sam get to be a rich playboy who has casual flings, and Daniel is her long-suffering personal assistant? Because Sam as a rich playboy genius with a long-suffering Daniel is MADE OF WIN. This fic totally makes me capslock at you.

I have some fics that I thought would make nice, short au pieces. Those usually end up being my longest stories. My vampire!Elizabeth/witch!Kate/detective!John fic ended up at about 33k. The hell? How did that happen? And there are something like four or five (much) shorter sequels. So I feel your pain.

[ultranos-fic.livejournal.com]

Does Sam get to be a rich playboy who has casual flings, and Daniel is her long-suffering personal assistant?

Actually, yes, yes she does and yes, yes he is. It's highly fun. Mostly because Daniel is not above snarking at his boss.

See, I have this problem that I'm a sucker for a good AU. Ever since I was a little kid. I think my brain's just wired now to do crossovers, fusions, and AUs, and it just runs with them.