Does Sam get to be a rich playboy who has casual flings, and Daniel is her long-suffering personal assistant?

Actually, yes, yes she does and yes, yes he is. It's highly fun. Mostly because Daniel is not above snarking at his boss.

See, I have this problem that I'm a sucker for a good AU. Ever since I was a little kid. I think my brain's just wired now to do crossovers, fusions, and AUs, and it just runs with them.