Okay, have some Awesome(er) (http://theawesomer.com/). Check out the German Star Trek Commercial Link. It is, indeed, awesome.

This should make you feel better about your own abilities (http://notalwaysright.com/not-quite-an-open-and-shut-case/1198).

This post from the blogess on how to deal with trolls (http://thebloggess.com/?p=634) might strike your sense of humor, if you are at all anything like me. Which is probably scary, but entertaining.