IT WAS FANTASTICALLY TERRIBLE. OMG.

I still need to see Pitch Black completely. But the little snippets I have seen are not nearly as terrible as this was.

One of my friends found the movie he was looking for while watching the previews. I suspect Mysterious Island with Patrick Stewart is in my near future. (All I know is that it looked like it had pirates, swashbuckling, Patrick Stewart in a turban, and what looked like the EMP generator from Ocean's Eleven.)