2010-07-22

ultranos: naoto in glasses looking a bit skeptical (wait what?)
Title: Zero Failure Modes
Author: ultranos
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 3660
Prompt: 28. Remove the ladder when the enemy has ascended to the roof. With baits and deceptions, lure your enemy into treacherous terrain. Then cut off his lines of communication and avenue of escape. To save himself, he must fight both your own forces and the elements of nature.
Fandom: Persona 4 (bonus appearances from Shin Megami Tensei: Devil Survivor)
Characters: Yosuke Hanamura, Naoto Shirogane
Notes: Written for the [community profile] 36_stratagems ficathon. Thanks to [personal profile] shanghairain for the extensive beta work, and for being the poor man I poked at 3am on multiple nights trying to plot this thing.
Summary: Yosuke Hanamura is 21 and single. He resolves to fix this, and he ropes Naoto Shirogane into helping him. This plan has Zero Failure Modes.

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"So she's good cop, he's bad cop, you're morally-questionable cop, and I'm set-things-on-fire cop."

"Sounds about right."

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"WARNING: When attempting to be clever, make sure you not actually just being stupid."

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"Did you remember to sacrifice the goat before burning the ISO to the DVD-R?"

"Crap! Um, I've got a charred piece of meat here."

"That's called a steak. That's dinner. What about the sacrifices?"

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"I escape through quantum-tunneling. What do I need to roll for that?"

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"Why is it called a 'Monkeylord'?"

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