I should be in bed

I need new sandals. Preferably something that won't disintegrate in 2 years of constant wear in the summer and has decent breathability in the soles. I don't want to lose the calluses I'm trying to develop, and I especially don't want any more blisters. Anyone have any suggestions? Also worthy of note is that I generally have to buy men's footwear, because finding my size in women's is approximately impossible.

Bonus Hilarity of the Day:

I called the prefrosh running around campus this weekend "small children". Clearly, my perceptions of reality have been irreversibly screwed.

There is only one obvious course now: GET ME OUT OF HERE, HQ!

Too bad extraction at this point is 2 months away.